Revolutionary War During the Revolutionary war, a Lieutenant asked a soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. “Didn’t you hear me say that we’re outnumbered 4 to 1 ?” The soldier replied, “I got my four Sir.”  

Homeowner’s Insurance Homeowner’s insurance is often considered the most important preparedness item you can’t afford. Not what you can’t afford to live without, but what you can’t afford, PERIOD. We do have a couple of tricks that will help you get good affordable homeowner’s insurance. 1.) Find a house that’s built using the latest building…

Signs in a Kitchen So this isn’t Home Sweet Home … Adjust! 2. Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!! 3. Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! 4. I clean house every other day. Today is the other day. 5. If you write in the dust, please don’t date it! 6. I…

Driving Skills A woman in her 50s was driving with a friend. She went through a red light. The friend didn’t say anything. But then she went through another one. The friend said, “Do you realize you just went through two red lights?” “Oh,” she said, “was I driving?”

So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?  

Dangerous Food A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.              “Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of…

The Elderly When I worked for an organization which delivered meals to the elderly, I would take along my four year old daughter. She was always fascinated by the appliances of old age – canes, walkers, wheelchairs, etc. One day I saw her staring at a set of false teeth in a jar. She said…

The Hotel is Full A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort – one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, “Sorry, no room. The hotel is full.”              The Jewish lady said, “But your sign says…

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”    

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

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