The Coin Toss By the time Bobby arrived, the football game had already started. “Why are you so late?” asked his friend. “I couldn’t decide between going to church and going to the football game. So I tossed a coin,” said Bobby. “But that shouldn’t have taken too long.” said the friend. “Well, I had…

If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

The Truth About Dad One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t,…

            Hymns for People Over 50 Give Me the Old Timers Religion Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up Just a Slower Walk with Thee Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing Guide Me O Thou Great Lord God, I’ve Forgotten Where I’ve Parked…

Christian Computer Virus   You have just received the “Christian Computer Virus.”   Because we are Christians, this virus works on the honor system.   Please delete all the files on your hard drive, then manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.   Thanks for your cooperation.  

Have Faith My Child   For the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her pastor to tell him, “I’m so scared! Joe says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to your church.”   “Yes, yes, my child,” replied the pastor, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over….

Valentine’s Day Dream After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”              “You’ll know tonight.” he said.              That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted,…

Questions to Ponder How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’? Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip? Does killing time damage eternity? Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that…

Three Wise Women You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don’t you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts!

Locked out Two Washington politicians had locked themselves out of their car, and unfortunately some important papers they needed for a meeting were inside. “Let’s use a coat hanger to pull up the lock,” suggested the first. “Oh, no,” argued the second. “Someone might see us and think we were trying to break in.” “Then…

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